Dear Nick,
I hear you’re having problems disagreeing with Cameron. So, I thought I’d prepare this handy list of ten items where quite a few people I know who are also Liberal Democrats do not agree with the Conservatives. Hopefully this should be enough to help you in the TV debates in 2015 or, perhaps, a little before then.
- Fairer votes
- Tuition fees
- Trident
- Prisoner votes
- Europe
- The NHS
- Control Orders
- Multiculturalism
- Eric Pickles
- Immigration caps
Perhaps you could print this letter out and keep it with you, in case you need reminding? If you need any of these explaining to you, drop me a line. I’d be happy to help.
Yours,
Zoe.
Spot on!
The main thing I learnt from this incident was that the word “bloody” sounds exponentially worse when said multiple times in a single sentence. It was very Alan Partridge.
Excellent post! I think someone really needs to show this one to the man himself…